It's still all a Blurrrr

While its already Thursday our brains are taking a few days to catch up, we were totally starstruck on Tuesday night after a late invite to a small gathering at the O2 coop. we were in awe of the Chicks and Roosters as they strutted their stuff on the red carpet, we've only ever seen shag pile like that at Bernard's House. 

We took our places and were open beaked at the sight of Mr Corden, he really does need to fatten up for Christmas, not enough meat on his bones for our liking having said that the amount of CH***EN vol au vonts Kylie put away Matilda would have been inconsolable at the mere thought.

It was in all fairness one of the best nights we've ever had away from the coop, until Blur graced the stage, Mr A thanked the world and his wife for their support but there was not 1 mention on our long standing wattle so Blur please feel free to cluck off back to your Very Big House in the Country and long live Noel and his High Flying Birds.

We caught up with Ed before he went on stage and were so proud that he'd taken our advice and modeled himself on Robbie the Rooster with his Buff Orpington looks. ED CLUCKS!!!!!!!!

Our New Arrival

Today marked a new era in the coop....Matilda finally arrived after being liberated from a Paxo Protest March. She isn't showing any signs of trauma as yet but time will tell if she can entice Robbie the Rooster with her clucking good looks.  We have every faith that Matilda will take to her role as well as Bernard took to his twizzlers!!!!!

The Week Best Forgotten

Well what a week its been, totally henpecked to say the very least.....

Chick1 has saved all her corn for the past 6 months and treated her hatchlings to a trip to the BIG L....only for it to go breast up and end with an A&E dash.  Not wanting to feel left out 2nd hatchling decided to break his beak and yet again Mr Cluck sat in a local medical facility. Happily all have now returned to their roost.
Sadly Chick2 had to say goodbye to  a close bird who fell off her perch, B will be much missed not just for her wise words of wisdom but also her supply of bootleg vodka she used to brew from leftover peelings!!


With all of the above hitting us hard our training had taken a slight back seat but we remain focused on our overall goal.... To prove No Mountain's Too High and Us 2 Chicks are Clucking Awesome!!!!

Until next time

After being prized out of the warm log fired coop last night at minus 3 temperature, Chick 1 and Chick 2 smashed their current time on a cracking 6K run in the dark. Chick 2 must remember not to fall over her own feet once the run has stopped and Chick 1 must learn not to ruffle her feathers by laughing and to be more sympathetic.

Training commences at 4pm tonight.... Chick 1 needs to remember not to stop under street lamps to take off her top when feathers have become sweaty...... (as lorry driver crashes at the mere sight of the young chick.)

Day one -4 and thats just the weather!

Today has been an excellent day....after successfully receiving feedback regarding our fertility, we've decided to share our blog and let you into the world of Two Women and a Chicken. It is our quest to inspire all henpecked coop tied chickes who've had all they can clucking take from everyday laying!

Follow our pictures blogs of our first quest 5K run , 10K and last but not least a climb up Kilimanjaro! Today due to minus 4 degrees outside we needed our chick-inis  and it was difficult to run in our snow boots. Chick1 decided to use her brain and cut the string keeping the boots together... so after 2 miles of doing the funky chicken we were able to run freely.  No caged layers here!!!